| girl: | sir can i go to the toilet |
| male teacher: | no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child |
| girl: | but im having girl issues |
| male teacher: | omfg go |